The jaw-droppingly steep price tag, automatic transmission, and ARBOUR GREEN paint of the 56 Jag made it an unassailable Hell Project fortress, giving the XK140 an easy win over the 58 Mercedes-Benz 190 in our last Choose Your Eternity poll. Was it fair to force a Benz to go toe-to-toe with the product of a PCH Superpower? Maybe not... so today were going to give Germany another shot at unseating a Superpower. And not just any PCH Superpower- were having another Franco-Prussian rematch!
Youve got your Simcas and your Peugeots, your Renaults and even your Matras... but when youre talking serious French Project Car Hell, youre talking Citröen. When youre Citröen shopping in North America, you need to ask yourself: Do I want a car that was imported by Citröen, or do I want a crazy gray-market car with zero parts availability and questionable street-legality? Do I even need to answer that question? What any Project Car Hell masochist aficionado worth his or her salt yearns for is a nice long-wheelbase Citröen CX, suitable for use as a chauffeur-driven limousine. Better run to your bank for $8,500 in cash and catch the next flight to Denver, because weve found this 87 Citröen CX2500 Prestige (go here if the ad disappears) for you. Gadzooks! I know youre still staggering back from the magnitude of this find, so youd better grab onto something solid before you read this statement from the seller: "This stealth body design is virtually invisible to radar." Yes, its a stealth Citröen! No word about the running condition, other than the tiny fly-in-ointment of "Unresolved intermittent ignition circuit problem." Hey, that wont be hard to fix, right? Walk in the park, Billy! Thanks to Davey G for the tip!
We love that CX Prestige, of course, but doesnt the truer, more pure Hell come from a German car? Built with relentlessly excellent engineering and quality control, a Mercedes-Benz gives you no excuses for not finishing the project... which means youll have the character-building experience of weeping hopelessly over a nightmare of unobtainable parts and maddeningly complicated leading-edge technology, while all your friends think youre just inept. And how about a Mercedes-Benz Ponton? They built em in huge quantities, and most of the W121s are still around... easy, right? Then you should have no problem getting this 1960 Mercedes-Benz 190 station wagon back in top shape, ja? The asking price is a bit higher than that of the Citröen, sure, and its been sitting for a seal-shrinking, fuel-system-corroding, upholstery-ossifying 15 years, but dont let that scare you. Only 65,000 miles on the clock! One owner for the last 25 years! No mention of rust, but such mention really isnt necessary when youre talking about a 48-year-old New York car. Were sure body parts will be no sweat to obtain, and youll be able to put off a complete fuel system rebuild during the weeks decades you spend trying to find correct 190 wagon interior parts. Thanks to Teargas for the tip- and that reminds me: those of you who have sent me tips used in two separate PCH episodes need to remind me when youve earned the PCH Tipster T-shirt.